Wow, I never thought that would be a post title on this website.  Anyways, check this out:

That’s right, an NES belt buckle that you can actually buy.

Hook up your new belt buckle to any TV and instantly begin playing the classics. Despite it’s sleek design, the Nintendo Entertainment System belt buckle actually plays old school NES games.

Sprouting up in many recent fashion shows in France, the NESystem Buckle is sure to take the world by storm. Included are two controllers, a power adapter, A/V cables, Super Mario Bros and those disguise glasses with the nose so no one knows who you are. We do not recommend wearing this buckle while driving, sitting or talking to girls.

It costs $300, but think about it.  You show up to a party.  People will see you wearing a Nintendo and immediately either a) think you rule, or b) run away from you.  And if they run, you can just go hook up your belt buckle to the nearest tv.  It’s a win-win!

Get it here.